![]() ![]() Religion News Service explains more of what's in that sermon, stuff that's not in the viral clip, about the demon what talked to him: Those demons, he said, had revealed the names of a group of “full-blown, spell-casting” witches who’d been sent to infiltrate Global Vision, a nondenominational church east of Nashville, Tennessee, where Locke is pastor. What is "that thing"? Well, it's a demon, and the demon talked to him. He explained he already had two of the names before "that thing" ever said it. Or I'll show up next Sunday with a stage full of brooms and I'll give yew one and I'll fly your tail up outta this place in the name of Jesus, but we ain't playin' yo' spell-castin' games, witchcraft nonsense, sage-burnin' games! Giphy LOCKE: Yew can leave with yo' spay-ells, all by yo'self. Giphy LOCKE: Two of ya in my wife's ladies Bible study and you know who are, and we gonna ask yew to GET OUUUUUUUUT! Giphy LOCKE: Some of you been sick because you befriended that weeeee-itch! We got yore Netflix password, girl! We gon' watch Ozark on your TV, devil woman! LOCKE: You so much as cough wrong, and I'll expose ya in front of everybody in this tent, yew stinkin' witch! Greg says he's got "first and last names of six witches that are in our church, and you know what's strange? Three of you are in this room right now." Three witches! LOCKE: We ain't afraid of you, you stinkin' witch! You devil-worshippin' Satanist witch! We cast yew out in the name of Jesus Christ, we break yore spaaaaaay-ells, we break yore curse, we got yore first name, we got yore last name, we even got an address for one of ya! If you have not seen this video, it is so great.Įarlier today, Pastor Greg Locke threatened to expose the six witches who are members of his /NSoTqQayQk - Hemant Mehta Mehta) You see, people have been making fun of Greg ever since Hemant Mehta, the Friendly Atheist, posted this clip of Greg putting on his biggest Big Man voice and telling the literal witches sitting in his congregation that he knows who they are and he's going to expose them. ![]() Yeah yeah yeah, "thoughts and prayers," but don't worry, Greg's got this under control. It didn't go well.Īnd it turns out demons are informing him he's under attack by witches. He also once said that only "crack-smoking, demon-possessed leftists" actually believe Joe Biden is the president. You remember Greg Locke, the rightwing nutso pastor of the Global Vision Bible Church in east Tennessee who revealed to the world that there are child-trafficking tunnels underneath the White House and also in the "five fingered lakes," where demon-possessed Joe Biden and Oprah and Tom Hanks and the pope stash children, and if you don't believe that, then you're no better than Hunter Biden. ![]()
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